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Occasionally a spammer takes the confrontational approach, daring me not to approve the comment:
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Some spam pops in key words like Google (Google must google itself), some proud Russians refuse to translate and every now and then a comment is just keyboard salad:
Every now and then, however, you find a gem or two:
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What have you spammers got to add?