April’s Non-words

Here are the Non-words for April.

    fooledscape (also pronounced foolscape), n. those who are taken in on the first of April, literally a landscape of the fooled. 1 Apr

    miksyezpit, v. to play a prank on someone (based on the comic book villain Mr. Mxyzptlk). Often shortened to “miks.” 2 Apr

    syllabust, n. when a claim that work was assigned is disproved by the course syllabus (adapted from Leroy Fulwiler). 3 Apr

    flop-flipper, n. a crisis management specialist (also has a slang use to mean pooper-scooper). 4 Apr

    glumdom, n. a temporary state of glumness or unease. 5 Apr

    bycrack, v. to talk in an old-fashioned way (from “by cracky”); the noun form is bycracker. 6 Apr

    edundancy n. an unnecessary, superfluous reply to an email, post or tweet. 7 Apr

    McNap, n. to catch five-minutes of sleep in a fast-food restaurant parking lot while on a long drive. 8 Apr

    feminity, n. femininity that is apparent but not overstated. 9 Apr

    masculity n. masculinity that is apparent but not overstated (by analogy with feminity). 10 Apr

    fallute, v. to ostentatiously display one’s breeding (to high-fallute) or one’s commonness (to low fallute). 11 Apr

    adjectify, v. to make an adjective out of a noun. 12 Apr

    homeful, adj. having a home; also the noun form homefulness. 13 Apr

    tropehold, n.situation in which a speaker uses only allusion, metaphor, allegory, irony and quotation, not logic. 14 Apr

    lexthete, n. one who regularly exercises with words and language (from lexical + athlete). 15 Apr

    descripe v. to describe in a complaining, grumbling or aggrieved manner. 16 Apr

    humbrage, n. annoyance or offense expressed at the mmmm’s of another, especially when they occur in public. 17 Apr

    contage, v. (kon-tayg) to cause something to spread, as if by contagion. 18 Apr

    beminder, n. a periodic note from an older relative suggesting that you are failing to live up to your potential. 19 Apr

    sportriotism, n displays of patriotism at sporting events; the blending of sports and patriotism (from Paul Hadella). 20 Apr

    in@ention, n. obsessive, unproductive toggling between writing projects and email or social media. 21 Apr

    flat-earth, v. to adhere to outmoded or discredited ideas (backform, from flat-earther); by extension, to round-earth. 22 Apr

    dentmentia, n. the feeling you have on the way to work when you can’t remember if you have brushed your teeth. 23 Apr

    decisination, n. the process of making a decision, especially when it is a prolonged process about a weighty matter. 24 Apr

    recursify, v. to embed one grammatical construction in another, potentially endlessly (thanks to Robert Arellano). 25 Apr

    feedeepism, n. celebration of and pleasure in one’s own failure (a form of self-Schadenfreude). 26 Apr

    dasvedon, n. a farewell party for someone leaving for a new job. 27 Apr

    fidgetal, adj. prone to fidgeting but not actually doing so, used of movements, generations and large groups. 28 Apr

    jabbercize, v. to sit on the weight machines at the gym and talk while others are waiting for the equipment. 29 Apr

    inscapable, adj. capable of having and enacting a unique internal identity (thanks to Gerard Manley Hopkins). 30 Apr

It’s been a busy month, non-word-wise. Thanks to Paul Hadella and the Medford Mail Tribune for the April 17 story and to the Oregon council of Teachers of English for giving me the opportunity to talk about the teaching and research aspects of the project (really!). Thanks too to Bobby Arellano, Paul Hadella, and Leroy Fulwiler for their words–recursify, sportriotism and syllabust–and to everyone who sent in suggestions this month. I’m researching those and some will appear in the month to come.

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eReaders Raising Expectations, or Creating Cynics?

I’m working as an intern this term for a local publishing company, and part of my responsibilities for the company involve reading some of their works and reviewing them on Amazon as a way to increase public awareness of the books.

I recently finished a book, and went to Amazon to leave a review. I gave it a good rating and submitted my comments, and as I began to scroll through the other reviews, I noticed a weird sort of trend with the ratings.

All of the 1 and 2-star reviews were written by people who had purchased the Kindle version of the book, and all but one of the 72 5-star reviews were written by people that had purchased a hardcover or paperback version of the book.

This could mean one of four things:

The first that occurred to me was that people that use Kindles are just dicks, or have bad taste in books. All of the readers that gave negative reviews cited problems like unrealistic narrative, slowness of plot (though all the ones that cited slow-moving action said they gave up twenty pages in), and didn’t seem to have attempted to even finish more than the first few chapters. Many of them even went so far as to say that the writer was unskilled and that she must have little or no English education (the writer was an English teacher for many years).

The second option is that people who buy electronic books of this genre are too impatient to actually read a book that isn’t entirely action. As I said before, many of the negative reviewers said that the story moved too slowly, immediately following that statement with comments on how they hadn’t even gotten past the first twenty or so pages. This is what I would call “not giving it a chance.” Not reading past the first 20 pages of a 250 page book is like watching the first ten minutes of a two hour movie and deciding that the last 90% of the movie will have no substance.

The third thing, and this would require a bit more research (though that could also be applied to both other points), is the possibility that people who buy electronic books are just less likely to take the time to leave a review, positive or negative.

And that leaves the possibility that people who have physical copies and leave reviews are more likely to be people that actually know the author, and just want to be friendly.

I’m not sure if I can say this holds true for many other books, but it seems to be the trend with small publishing.

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An Interview with Patty Wixon

Start each class reading a poem to your students, regardless of the subject of the class.

Patty Wixon’s first chapbook, Airing the Sheets (Finishing Line Press, 2011), followed several decades of her poems appearing in literary journals (Hubbub, Rendezvous, Moving Mountain, Windfall, The Enigmatist, and others) and anthologies (most recently Deer Drink the Moon (Ooligan Press, 2007) and What the River Brings (Fae Press, 2012). Two of her poems have been nominated for the Pushcart Prize.

Since her retirement as a teacher and school administrator, she has been a part-time researcher in the William Stafford Literary Archive and produced ninety-five CDs of audio recordings of Stafford’s readings and workshops over five decades. She was the first president of the nonprofit organization, Friends of William Stafford, and first director of the statewide Oregon Writing Project.

For the thirty-four years she has lived in Ashland, Oregon, she’s been involved with bringing nationally renowned writers to the Rogue Valley to give community readings and workshops for students and teachers. She has been a longtime poetry coeditor of the public radio guide, Jefferson Monthly.

EB: What does it mean to you to be a poet?

PW: I gain the most pleasure out of being with others who read and write poetry, those with a similar obsession for constantly seeking words that sharpen the connections with all my senses, everything around me.

EB: When did you first begin writing poetry, and why?

PW: I had a great aunt who lived in New York (I lived in Spokane, WA) and encouraged me to write letters to her, beginning when I was in the second grade. When she discovered I liked to write little poems, imitating examples from my books of nursery rhyme, she said she’d send me 25 cents each time I sent a letter with another little rhyme. In high school some friends and I formed a writing club in which we’d select a subject and then vote for who wrote the most successful poem on that subject—such as the funniest poem or the saddest or with the weirdest character. I’ve continued writing poetry all my life, even when I had to get up at four in the morning to write before my children awoke and the day’s daily tasks began.

EB: Tell us a little about your work with the Friends of William Stafford and the Stafford Archives?

PW: I helped organize the nonprofit organization Friends of William Stafford, served as the first president, and stayed on the board of directors for ten years. One of the most rewarding projects was curating an exhibit of sixty-three broadsides of William Stafford poems and broadsides in his collection by other poets. The list of poets read like a Who’s Who in American poetry over several decades. This exhibit was shown in libraries, galleries, and schools throughout the United States for nine years.

Regarding the Stafford Archives, I assisted Vince as needed with whatever project he was working on. In fact, we’re still doing that. Also, over the years, I was responsible for the production of two commercial CDs of Stafford readings his poems, “William Stafford: The Last Reading, August 13, 1993” and “The Unknown Good in Our Enemies: William Stafford Reads Poems of Reconciliation,” both of which still sell. I also spent over three years working with hundreds of audio recordings of Stafford’s workshops, class lectures, readings, interviews, and speeches transferring them to CDs (assisted by Ashland sound engineer Frank Sullivan). I combined these on to 95 CDs with liner notes, track numbers, chronological records, listing of the number of times individual poems are read among the collection, and other data, now all part of the Stafford Archives and available to researchers. Also I have helped with some writing for Archive publications, the most recent Feeling at Home, a series of interviews with William Stafford’s widow, Dorothy Stafford.

EB: What advice would you give to teachers wanting to encourage young poets?

PW: I could give some ideas for improving specific poems young poets bring to a workshop or even just quietly to a teacher, but instead I want to say something general that exposes all students to poetry, maybe kindling some interest in a student who hadn’t previously even thought about writing poetry: start each class reading a poem to your students, regardless of the subject of the class. Kate Kennedy, Ashland High School science teacher has done this for years. Or to provide a real connection with a poem each day—especially if you’re teaching literature or a writing class, begin each class having students copy down a poem you’ve written on the white board or have on a screen when they enter the classroom. You’ll find innumerable benefits—beginning with a few minutes of quiet (while they’re copying) to focus everyone’s attention. The biggest payoff is providing students a connection with the work of other poets.

EB: Who are your poetic heroes?

PW: I have many poetic heroes and often it’s the poet with a new book I’m currently reading—for example, Head Off & Split, poems by Nikky Finney, and Toi Derracotte’s latest book, The Undertaker’s Daughter. I enjoy seeing how her poems differ from those I read when she was in Ashland a couple of decades ago. Sometimes a poem submitted to Vince and me for Jefferson Monthly will have a subject or a line that reminds me of some other poet’s poem and I’ll go to our shelves of poetry books and pull out an old favorite and read from it again. When I’m working on a poem, I may suddenly recall a line from a poem by another poet (Heather McHugh, Richard Hugo, William Stafford, Alberto Ríos, Li-Young Lee) and I reread several of their poems searching for that line. When I hear of new books of poems, I’m eager to read them (Ingrid Wendt, Allan Peterson, translations of Ritsos and others by Paul Merchant, Lisa Steinman) and some poets each month in Poetry or The American Poetry Review, or in Hubbub. I reread poems when a favorite poet dies—this year Adrienne Rich, Ruth Stone, Wislawa Szymborska. I’ve heard many fine poems this month at many local readings celebrating National Poetry Month. You can see I could go on for pages.

EB: Do you have some writing goals for 2012?

PW: I have two collections I’m working on. I hope to finish one of them, or perhaps start a third. And, of course, the goal of all poets I know—to get the next acceptance from a literary journal. Poetry is part of my life that’s always a work in progress.

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Books to the Big Screen (and Vice Versa)

It seems today that Hollywood has run out of original ideas, not only for movies but for television as well. With movie rights sold before the book even comes out (I Am Number Four, I’m looking at you), it’s becoming a new chicken or the egg debate. Sometimes it feels like every book has been sold to some film company or other—though many never actually become movies, but that’s a topic for another place at another time.

As someone who always loved reading, it makes me a little angry when I see yet another book has been transformed into film because I know Hollywood will probably change some of my favorite parts of my favorite books—or in the case of Ramona and Beezus, they’ll simply drive me to pulling my own hair at the very thought of Selina Gomez degrading the Beverly Cleary series that got me through much of elementary school. On the other hand, though—the Ramona incident excluded—I see the benefits of doing this as well. As soon as audiences see previews that say “Inspired by the novel [insert title here],” many flock to bookstores to buy said book, whether to get in on the hype or just see if it’s worth going to the movie. With bookstores struggling to stay afloat, I’ll approve of basically anything that raises their sales.

However, books aren’t the only form of entertainment being appropriated by other media forms. Videogames like Halo, television shows such as Castle, and even tabletop games like Warhammer have been turned into books. In cases such as Castle, I guess it makes some sense because the series is about a novelist writing about the cases he helps investigate but Warhammer? Really? It seems in some cases, namely with Halo, the target market spends too much time involved in that universe in other ways to bother with the books. I know my brother read some of the Halo and Warhammer books, but only because our high school required 20 minutes a day of sustained silent reading (SSR). Are these books really adding to or expanding these fandoms?

Just as I generally wish books would remain in their original form (overall), I think this stance also applies when the situation is reversed.

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